Not Hilarious, but hope to make you Smile (-"

I was a cocktail waitress at a Niteclub, there was a halloween party at the club and everyone dressed up. I found it quite peculiar the way people chose to dress, peoples true personalaties came out that night. I was dressed as a fairy, of coarse. I came across this couple, She was dressed like a He, and He was dressed like a She. I was passing by them, and don't know what possessed me, but I squeezed his boob. His wife turned to me and said "How Dare You Touch MY Husband!!!" I said "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you could see me, I thought I was in invisible mode." and I smiled and kept walking.

LOL....

you can't see me.....ha-ha-ha......!